What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA!

I wanna be that one kid who…. shows Kim Kardashians kid her sextape

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? A: Bob

I’ve noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn’t know you played. I’m looking to trade my Nana card.

What’s the cheesiest Stallone film? Roquefort.

A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak.

I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now

When I was a kid, we didn’t have the internet. We had to go to the library to masturbate.

What’s the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines

Did you here about the female thief? I heard she was a mistake