What did the bear say to the judge? I bearly touched her.

I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles.

An electrician beat himself with live wires His wife called the police He was charged with battery.

Did you hear about the knife-wielding madman who attacked a circus camp the other day? He went straight for the juggler.

Two blondes walk into a bar You would think one of them would have seen it.

Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don’t use studs; it’s all tongue & groove 🙂

How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case…

Funniest Joke Ever… What do you call a crazy introvert?…………..A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane. Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force.

Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!