Steve Irwin lived as he died With animals firmly in his heart

Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

I’m picking up some really good vibes from this guy… …because he’s not coming with me tonight. 🙁

I was going to tell an original joke about fences… but then I decided to repost

I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head.

Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week. Republicans are already planning to shoot it down.

Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no More For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!]

Of course this is my real personality. Who the hell would fake THIS?

Two cans of Red Bull may give you x-ray vision, but five cans give you the ability to hear oxygen.