10×2 and 11×2 are the same thing 10×2=20 and 11×2=20 too

The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car… They don’t however think it’s cute to call your phone baby..

C sections. They really take it out of you.

Ever have sex while camping? It’s intents

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

“We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name” Shamcrap?! “Awful” Shampoop?! “Get out!” Shampoo? “Genius!”

Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

I have to hand it to Trump He’s the only man to win an argument with a women

Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.