What’s the difference between congress and a circus? One is a Cunning array of Stunts…

Excuse me, doctor – my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he?” “ICU baby, shaking that ass”

Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I’ve never cum across one.

What’s a Lawyers favourite food? suet

[arguing with my wife] WELL AT LEAST I DON’T BRING UP THINGS FROM THE PAST LIKE YOU DID LAST MONTH

Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they’ll do jobs Americans won’t

The only thing we can anticipate about Nelson Mandela’s condition is that his rap discography is about to skyrocket in the charts.

How did the bear kill the man? With his bear hands.

MTV banning a video is kind of like a record store banning a book.

When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW