A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says “five beers please”

Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.

My ex-girlfriend was an opera singer. With her it was always “me me me”

I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there’s no point in bothering with hash browns then.

Clown Plays cruel joke on Black Guy Black guy get bashed over the head with a powered sock!

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target? Boys clothes half off.

All conspiracy theories are false. They’re cooked up by the government to distract people from what they’re doing.

You know what the worst part of vaping is? Telling your parents you’re gay.

Answer: 9W Question: Does your name begin with a V Herr Wagner?

My ex wife is like the Mona Lisa I mean, she’s not that pretty or anything, but I would be damn near ecstatic if I came home and found her hanging in the living room