Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy.

Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom

Sometimes I like to use big words… So people will think I am more photosynthesis

What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student? Now, don’t fret about it!

Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because that’s the only excuse I have for being drunk at work.

The leading cause of depression is reality.

I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken.

It’s getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka.

I can see my Uber driver’s car is almost out of gas and it’s really stressing me out.