Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough.

What’s better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal.

They always punch up the fuckline. Why can’t dyslexics tell jokes?

If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they’d shower more and fart less.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.

Why was Hitler confused when he arrived in hell? He did Nazi the Aryan his ways.

Him: Why do you wear riding boots? You don’t ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers? You don’t sneak.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

My girlfriend called me a pedophile Which is a pretty big word for a 9 year old

To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it’s that some things should never be forced