What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor

If only Africa had more mosquito nets… We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS

What happens when you give a cow marijuana? The “steaks” get higher

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.

The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says “Why the wrong faith?”

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can’t have ice cream? Lack-toes intolerant

Studies have shown that smokers are 97% more likely than non-smokers… to walk out on their families.

[speed dating] her: I really want to have a child some day. What about you? me: define “child”

Friendzone at its’ best How to make friends tell a woman you love her, she’ll say “I think we are good as friends”

How do you stop a gang-rape? Throw a basketball in the middle