Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post “Anyone know a good lawyer?” Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?” The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”

What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits.

A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!

You know what’s funny? Redditors read these jokes no matter what the title

My girl stayed true and my dog didn’t die, I’m sober ~no country song ever.

I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers …until I’m driving.

Does anyone actually know the secret to good click-bait titles?

Going to the toy store, pressing the “TRY ME” button on a toy and the fucking thing wont stop…So you just try to get the fuck out of there like nothing happened.

I just made up a new word Derpflarp