Apparently it’s inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you’re in the next stall.

No one talks to you on the bus when you’re shaking a box of Milk Duds that your head phones are plugged into.

What did the hookers hang on the christmas tree? Whore-naments

My wife’s cooking is incredible! With a silent ‘cr’

Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.

I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed…and the groom had something blew.

What’s the difference between juice and cider? I can’t go deep in juice.

I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes nine visits.