What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales? Their Pimp

I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?

What’s the similarity between video games and roulette? Very fun until it goes Russian.

If you go by “there are plenty more fish in the sea” you’ll never find love cause let’s start with the fact that you think you can date fish

I had an idea for a suit made entirely of banana skins… but no one seemed to find it very appealing.

I hate it when people think I’m staring when really I’m trying to kill them with my mind.

true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm

What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill.

A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast.