I’m in the mood to multiply

I like my women like I like my coffee… I don’t like coffee

If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it’s that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good.

Guns don’t kill people… … Husbands who come home early, kill people.

how do you find Will Smith after it snows? …. look for the fresh prints.

Vampires aren’t on FB because they can’t take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror.

A blonde runs into a police station “Officer! Officer! Help me, I’ve been graped!” The policeman is confused “graped” he asks, “well there was a bunch of them”

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line.

And the Lord said unto John “Come forth and receive eternal life” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call Japanese pussy? Yellowtail