What’s a Canadian Anarchist’s favorite shape? A circle, eh.

I’m starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials.

Why do Muslims hate Hitler? My friend told me this ‘joke’ after he found out I was Muslim. Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler? Me: Why? Him: He didn’t kill ALL the Jews.

Lincoln should win for most likely DVD to be put on by substitute teachers

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

I met a guy from Seattle on the chairlift when skiing today… I asked him if he wanted to do a run and he replied, “No thanks, I’ll pass.”

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6,000,000 jews toast EDIT: Holy shit guys, 2700?!

We all grew up in the hood Childhood