Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer

Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson

Trump released medical records from a Gastroenterologist Giving us proof of an “astonishingly excellent” asshole.

What happened when the Jew with a boner walked into a wall? He broke his nose.

He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can’t think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras.

Santa keeps his suits in the clauset.

What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.

“Super Faggot” is a terrible nickname for a baby.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex