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Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries.

I Knew a One-Legged Girl I knew a one-legged girl who worked at a brewery She was in charge of the hops

Its hard to say what my wife does for a living… …because she sells seashells on the seashore

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

“Well grandma,” I said, “this is where you will be staying eventually, do you like it? ” She shouted, “Will you fuck off and let me visit your granddad’s grave in peace!”

My wife wanted one of those “unique” names for our son. So we named him Jason The ‘J’ sounds like ‘Th’. The “ason” is silent. You add “omas” on the end.

Hey guys, I think I just got murdered but I’m not sure, and WebMD is like ZERO help.

You shouldn’t write with a broken pencil It’s pointless