I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn’t like me watching them while they bathed.

Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling.

I’m on a seafood diet I sea food and I eat it.

It’s not called PowerRamble. It’s called PowerPoint, so please get to one.

My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth 15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke.

How are books like dogs? The good ones are hard to put down

[NSFW] What’s the difference between acne and a priest ? Acne waits until you’re 14 to come all over your face

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still, no eye deer.

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.

Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him.