I wonder if the Pope has any pets… Yeah they are called altar boys.

Got a $100 Nike gift card Can’t wait to buy that one pair of socks

Tell me more about how you don’t have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament

My Bakery Burned Down Last Night… Now my business is toast!

What’s the difference between acne and catholic priests? Acne waits until you’ve hit puberty to come on your face.

If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is.

My girl friend enjoys S&M comedies. Usually slapsdick.

Me: I know it hurts, but you’ll learn to love again. Sheep: I don’t know. I can’t even look at ewe right now.

If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer.

What’s the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps.