My boyfriend asked for a nude pic (NSFW) My boyfriend asked for a naked picture. I asked him if he wanted to see tits or ass. He responded “surprise me” So I sent him a picture of my dick

I only smoke for the health tips from complete motherfucking strangers

The worst Jewish joke ever… An old Jewish guy comes up to and old Jewish lady and says… “So what’s your number?”…

FROM: Harvard SUBJ: Your PhD application We are unable to accept you at this time as “Teaching Squirrels Karate” is too cool for us.

Why’d the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.