The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.

Not to Brag: Not to brag, but I own the world’s largest collection of air guitars.

OMG I love you You’re the best You left me Did you bring me stuff OMG Anything I don’t care Where have you been I smell someone else -Dogs

Did anyone ever find out who let the dogs out?

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don’t know.

On the periodic table, the elements are represented by two groups. The symbols and the atomic number. Law and Order: Atomic Mass Unit

Looking for a girlfriend is a lot like fishing There’s a lot of fish in the sea but until you find one its just you and your rod

Orange Jews 100% Concentrated.

“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole”. Sometimes I just say things. I don’t know.

Bath Humor Want to hear a dirty joke? Ray rolled in the mud Want to hear a clean joke? Ray took a bath with bubbles Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door