Forget solar and wind, America should figure out a way to power itself on internet backlash and mock outrage.

Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun.

With a calendar, your days are numbered.

Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? “I aint no Valhalla back girl.”

What does a beer say when it’s cold? Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Knock knock. Who’s there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don’t question us, that’s anti semitic.

You can really scare someone when you yell “Peek-a-boo!”. Especially when they’re trying on clothes in the fitting room.

Man it’s nuts today, I’ve killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?

I’m taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence