What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I’m going to hell..

If I had a dollar every time someone called me a racist, a lot of black people would try to rob me

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!

I like to jump onto people’s backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert? Because it’s Camel-flaged…

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.

I’m not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You.

Crossing guards get mad when you call them what they really are… Human Traffic-ers.

New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, “Airline Tragedies.” They are putting the pilot together as I write this.

What do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public? A private tutor (tooter) Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago.