I’m tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!

If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !

Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. “Vincent, please tell me this isn’t another ear.” “What?”

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

*Breaking news* The inventor of the anagram has died may he ‘erect a penis’.

Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy

How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours

Dear Dude, who’s slowly walking towards me at the park bench, dragging his one leg and can’t keep his balance. Please be drunk and not a zombie.

Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand.