Things never heard before sex, “Wait let me take off my crocs first”

Did you hear about the blonde that tried to walk around the world? She drowned.

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Thanksgiving Prank – Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple

What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail

DATING TIP: Girls love sensitive guys. Loudly wince when she touches you. Re-apply sunblock 38 times. Bring up how often your gums bleed.

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes SIR!

What’s the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.

I saw a sign that said bad’ the other day. I thought, that’s not a good sign.