Yo Mama! What’s the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you take the meat out!

A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked “Mommy, are these my brains?” Mom said, “Not yet, honey.”

How do you get two priest to fight to the death? Throw a small boy between them. How do you kill the other you ask? Throw in Michael Jackson.

I always say: “Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Well, let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had:” …it was fantastic.

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular

What’s black and white and red all over? A happy orca.

My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.

My gf is getting glasses Hey guys – my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her – please do your best

A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA.

What do you call a black man on the moon… An Astronaut!