What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly

If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn’t get cornrows did the trip even happen?

I will not be stepping down as moderator for this sub-reddit, and here is why. I wasn’t one in the first place.

My wife said to take the dogs for a walk because they looked like they needed to go out. But I think they’re full of crap.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. – *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*

Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy.

I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious.

Me: ‘Why are you going through my phone?’ BF: ‘Do you have something to hide?’ Me: ‘I’m gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.’

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? …banned from the petting zoo…

Bad luck, Atheists named Christian.