Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because it’s un oeuf.

How to stop being intimidated by dates Just think of them as big raisins.

What’s the difference between driving a Volvo and putting your hand down the front of Donald Trumps trousers? You feel a bigger dick driving a Volvo

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car? Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Treat her like a lady and she’ll show you her inner slut.

Does this comic book collection make me look single?

I have found the secret to intradimensional travel

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking.

Hate being a funeral director “why’d u take the job?” I inherited it from my dad “You could’ve just declined it” And lose my first customer?

What do you call a couple having sex in a moving car? Burning rubber