Short Jokes
Guy calls 911… …says, “Help me, help me, my wife’s having a baby!” 911 Operator says, “Ok, sir, remain calm, is this her first child?” Guy says “No, it’s her fucking husband!”
Guy calls 911… …says, “Help me, help me, my wife’s having a baby!” 911 Operator says, “Ok, sir, remain calm, is this her first child?” Guy says “No, it’s her fucking husband!”