Short Jokes
An old man was asking God: “God, how much time do I have until I’ll die?” And God answered: “Nine.” “God, is that you? What do you mean? Nine months? Nine years?” “Eight, seven, six…”
An old man was asking God: “God, how much time do I have until I’ll die?” And God answered: “Nine.” “God, is that you? What do you mean? Nine months? Nine years?” “Eight, seven, six…”