Short Jokes
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You love me? Cop: Me: Cop: Me: Is it because I’m driving a lawnmower? Cop: Yes. Me: *floors it*
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You love me? Cop: Me: Cop: Me: Is it because I’m driving a lawnmower? Cop: Yes. Me: *floors it*