Short Jokes
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. …and his wife is livid. “You SWORE that you’d be home by 11:45!” “No,” slurs the mathematician… “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. …and his wife is livid. “You SWORE that you’d be home by 11:45!” “No,” slurs the mathematician… “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”