Short Jokes
Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you’re going to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*
Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you’re going to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*