Short Jokes
Duck in my soup. Me: Waiter, there’s a duck in my soup… Waiter: That’s a pond, you’re at a park, I’m just here with my family, will you put some pants on?
Duck in my soup. Me: Waiter, there’s a duck in my soup… Waiter: That’s a pond, you’re at a park, I’m just here with my family, will you put some pants on?