Short Jokes
[sinking ship] CAPTAIN: dammit RAT: i’m leaving CAPTAIN: i’m staying CAPTAIN’S GOLDFISH: [in fishbowl] i’m excited to see how this plays out
[sinking ship] CAPTAIN: dammit RAT: i’m leaving CAPTAIN: i’m staying CAPTAIN’S GOLDFISH: [in fishbowl] i’m excited to see how this plays out