Short Jokes
Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You’re a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!
Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You’re a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!