What’s the only thing an Irish person can hold on to? A grudge.

What’s the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin. I’ll show myself out.

I’ve decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I’ll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation.

“Sugar” is the only word in the English language where “su-” makes a “sh” sound. At least, I’m pretty sure…

Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don’t exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry.

If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook… It’s your own fault for not making it offensive enough!

What’s the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale

I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was.