Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out.

Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas

Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows.

Since Michael Jackson’s death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. – http://ww.key-n-lock.com

T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys.

Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?

Difference between priest and acne? What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid’s face.

Yo mama… Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even pay attention

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

“Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP” -first rule of Sprite Club