If chopsticks were really better than a fork… …wouldn’t we be digging ditches with pool cues?

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw on a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

ME: all the King’s horses and men couldn’t put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now M: [opening package of bacon] I’ll think of something

Did you guys know that water can talk? Water you talking about?

Shoutout to people who don’t know what the opposite of in is. I’ll give you some time for this one.

I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but… No pun in ten did..

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? “It’s a Moray.”

Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just a fancy word for stupid.

What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae

What’s black and white and red all over and can’t get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head.