What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter

I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.

I complained to my wife that I was short staffed at work She responded “yeah, and you have the same problem at home”

Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not “like Dan Aykroyd.”

I’m trying to write a poem for my girlfriend, does anyone know what rhymes with threesome?

*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs

My new cooking show, “Will Sasso Cooks With His Exposed Dick Really Close to the Food” premieres tonight (8/7 Central) in my mind. Be there!

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

Don’t you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.