What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? Pushing in somebody’s stool.

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special

What’s the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew.

What do you call a frisbee that’s more than a friend? Frisbae

Stealing my little brother’s (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree…? A Porky-Pine

[at my funeral] So young, how did he die? He ran into oncoming traffic after walking past a group of adults saying the word “bae”

With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I’m not allowed at the company family picnic any more!

My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas… I said i want something to wear and something to play with. So they got me a pair of pants with the pockets cut out.

My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it … Someone start the knock knock joke …