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“I’m in international waters, your damn laws can’t touch me” I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool.

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Short Jokes

guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells “who the fuck fucked my wife!”. Everybody’s silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says “you haven’t got enough bullets mate”

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My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said “You’ll be okay, stop syncing about it”. We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together.

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