You know the jack in a box that scared the life out of you when you were a child? That’s me as an adult cooking with my smoke detector

Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerators don’t fart when you pull the meat out.

The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.

Not to Brag: Not to brag, but I own the world’s largest collection of air guitars.

OMG I love you You’re the best You left me Did you bring me stuff OMG Anything I don’t care Where have you been I smell someone else -Dogs

Did anyone ever find out who let the dogs out?

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don’t know.

On the periodic table, the elements are represented by two groups. The symbols and the atomic number. Law and Order: Atomic Mass Unit

Looking for a girlfriend is a lot like fishing There’s a lot of fish in the sea but until you find one its just you and your rod

Orange Jews 100% Concentrated.