“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole”. Sometimes I just say things. I don’t know.

Bath Humor Want to hear a dirty joke? Ray rolled in the mud Want to hear a clean joke? Ray took a bath with bubbles Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door

How do Jewish kids learn to count? 10% off, 20% off, 30% off

[hospital] “We found the problem. There’s an entire sheep in your stomach.” “Is that bahahaad?” “Yes. It’s causing some internal bleating.”

I got 99 problems but I’m avoiding them all.

What kind of parents are see-through? Transparence!

we lost our power “why?” a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* “that’s awes-” it’s not as cool as it sounds

“You’re the bomb!” No, you’re the bomb!” A compliment in America but an argument in the Middle East Too soon?

I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven’t had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? …Baaaaaahumbug