Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

A woman who sits on a judges lap… Get’s an honorable discharge.

Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it’s down a chimney! Merry Christmas sickos! 🙂

What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese.

TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies In fact he found them revolting.

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? We’re closed beat it.

What comes after a great pee? A “Q” I made this joke up today. I don’t know if it’s been thought of before, but I couldn’t go to sleep without posting it for the world 🙂

Sometimes, late at night, I stare out the window at the stars and think about all the airlines that have wronged me…

What’s a Cholo’s favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng.

What are Mario’s overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*