Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse… But many priests are still coming in a little behind.

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats

What’s worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing.

Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I’m laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased.

Sometimes I take out my headphones, walk to class, graduate college, get married, file for divorce, and then finish untangling my headphones

What do you call a dead magician? Abra Cadaver.

When I click on “Submit a joke” You.

Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.