Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin’ he looked doing it.

If you made a triangle with sticks… would it be twigonometry?

I wipe my ass like I drive… Only stop on red

Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty

What does my physics professor have in common with Gandalf? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

60% of African American girls agree to giving me a blowjob I guess you could call it a 3/5’s compromise

But if two men get married, they’ll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent.

Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password

At first I didn’t know how to dig a trench but then I got to the bottom of it.