Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Baked beans

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesised a new protein chain.

I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic

TIL it costs more money to make a penny than how much it’s worth That makes very little cents

For an “adult” bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books

The initials of the Sri Lankan players read like DOS commands. MKDIR, CHKDSK.

I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record.

My new year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. . . I’m gonna start tomorrow

I once met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds fake, dozen tit?