Making the arrangements for my wife’s funeral is tough She keeps asking what I’m doing

A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed.

What game do old black people play? Blingo!

What’s the difference between a feminist and a dentist’s drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker.

I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down.

A Stormtrooper went golfing today He’s still on the first hole.

If Tom Brady joined Nickelback… They’d become 30 cents.

What beer does Sean Connery drink? Grols

I’m 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it.