Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them.

if ignorance is bliss then racists must feel like they’re always on heroin.

What’s the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won’t eat broccoli .

For those who don’t speak Spanish: “Cinco de Mayo” means “hold the mayo.”

This hasn’t helped my bull get any sleep at all. In fact, the closer I get to him with the bulldozer, the more agitated he gets.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!

Congratulations, “journalists” who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn’t know you could get a degree in teenage girl.

How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands.

What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo

I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you.