Short Jokes
If you want to relate to how old people probably feel just imagine that a bowl of soup cost $40 and everybody else acted like that was fine.
If you want to relate to how old people probably feel just imagine that a bowl of soup cost $40 and everybody else acted like that was fine.
If looks could kill, I’d still use a baseball bat.
Whenever I put on my Ocean Pacific (op) pants I feel I must say something meaningful.
What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas
For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. #mindblowing
Dodged the bullet A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning
I work in a popular hotel… I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I’ve never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don’t like to make reservations.
A mother called the police on her 6 month old baby for not taking a nap. He was resisting a rest.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R but his first love will always be the C.